Dakota Johnson sent a gallon of gorilla poop to a friend’s ex

Dakota Johnson knows that revenge is a dish best shipped to someone’s front door.

The 35-year-old Materialists star has spilled the details on how she once sent an entire gallon of gorilla poop to a man who broke her friend’s heart — and explained how you can, too. 

When asked if she really sent the crappy package during her new lie detector test for Vanity Fair, Johnson confirmed that, yep, she had.

“I mean, there’s no way that he would watch this, so I’m — yes, I did do that,” she admitted, before quickly adding, “And it’s been quite a while. It’s been some years.”

While she didn’t divulge the name of the friend’s ex, Johnson did reveal how she bought and shipped the gift to his house. “S—senders.com,” she replied when asked. “You can order any kind, any size.”

And she’s not s—-ing us. Although the website is actually called PoopSenders.com. The anonymous service, which Entertainment Weekly has meticulously reviewed, does in fact allow you to mail a collection of cow, elephant, or gorilla poop (you can even make it a combo!) to anyone in the world for varying price points. 

And, to top it all off, the service even sends the feces with a little card that promises never to tell who sent it. 

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Johnson previously opened up about her special present during an interview on her How to Be Single press tour shared by Entertainment Tonight. “My best friend got her heart broken and I sent — ” she began before pausing. “I might get in trouble for this.”

Her costar Leslie Mann then asked if the incident had occurred in the past. “Yes, it was a really long time ago,” Johnson replied, winking repeatedly. “I sent a gallon of gorilla s— to his house.”

During that same interview, Johnson also took a moment to marvel at how “you can do anything online,” including “send pubic crabs in the mail.”

When asked if she had ever sent crabs to someone during the lie detector test, Johnson immediately shut down any speculation. “No,” she said. “Good lord, I’m not a monster.” 

Watch Johnson dish on her revenge on a friend’s ex in the clip above.